A satire series by Chris Deaton
Tales of Grump
Christmas is canceled. President Grump has a better idea, and he has already trademarked it: Grumpmas™.
The books
Start with Book One
Santa’s Shutdown
Grumpmas™: The New Face of Holidays · Tales of Grump, Book One
When Christmas is canceled, the North Pole fights back. President Grump has replaced Christmas with Grumpmas™, a holiday with a logo, a launch plan and a ten-day deadline. As belief in Santa collapses, Santa and his elves Sparkle Twinklebright and Snickers Janglefoot take on Grump’s drones, Krampus’s dark magic and PHIL, a groundhog with an AI upgrade.
- Holiday satire
- Available on Amazon
The game
The Truth Fall
President Grump climbs the outside of ten towers, one for every chapter of Santa’s Shutdown, while Santa, the elves and the truth do everything they can to knock him down.
- Dodge Classified Files, tax returns and The Truth
- Free the caged elves, outrun drone swarms, beat a boss at every rooftop
- Story scenes from the book between towers
- Free to play in your browser, on phone or computer
Who’s who
The cast
President GrumpCanceled Christmas. Launched Grumpmas™. Calls it efficiency.
SantaWalked into the Oval Office with a warning: “Grump, we need to talk.”
Sparkle & SnickersSparkle Twinklebright and Snickers Janglefoot, the elves leading the fight back.
PHILThe Premium Holiday Innovation Leader. Formerly a groundhog.
TrebuchetDrones, armor and a plan. The holidays are under new management.
KrampusBrings the dark magic.